Tylor! You're not gonna believe this. Power's out all over Monstropolis. A M.E.R.C investigator is on his way. Heads are gonna roll... [notices the mess in the canister room] Whoa. What happened?
[in time with Duncan] Duncan did it.
[in time with Tylor] College Boy did it.
Me?! You're in charge!
This is not about me.
I say you both did it.
What? It was your idea.
Yeah. It's your fault.
Well, you acted on it.
Not about me!
It sounds like you're all accountable.
Not about me!
So are you! If it wasn't for you, Duncan wouldn't even be supervisor.
I'm not losing my pension over this.
Well, I'm not losing my shot at the Laugh Floor!
Okay, okay, alright. The only way to save our jobs is to hide all the evidence and make sure nobody ever finds out the truth.
I don't know, Duncan. Sounds like you're suggesting a cover-up.
No! It's not a cover-up. Just a thing where we all conspire to avoid accountability for our actions.
So, a cover-up.
No! Why is this concept so difficult to grasp? Not a cover-up.
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