[Tylor finds out that MIFT are awful bowlers, but they win the first two rounds by default; Tylor is told by Duncan to meet with him in private]
Welcome, Tylor.
Hey, Duncan. You know the signs says "secert."
[in a deep voice] I'm not Duncan.
Well, now you're just doing a voice.
[in a high-pitched voice] I'm not Duncan.
What are we doing here, buddy?
[with a German accent] It's a mystery voice. Ah?
Okay, that's fine. Whatever voice.
[Needleman and Smitty appear]
Hey, Duncan. You done with your "secert room"?
Secret! SECRET!
Come on. We need our trashcan.
Turn the light off, you idiots! Ugh! [Needleman turns off the light and runs out with Smitty] Get out! Where were we?
Pro bowlers.
Uh... [in an ominous voice] The Overnighters. Yes. The third shift. The kind of monsters that monsters fear. They'll get you your win. And your jokester dream will come true.
Great, great. And... but just... Sorry. What do you get out of it?
Just want you to sign a little contract. We'll call it a written agreement.
That's... literally what a contract is.
An agreement that stipulates that you will not in any way hereto now, with, or henceforth forward in perpetuity pursue Fritz's job.
Duncan, I told you the day I got...
Mystery voice.
I do not care about Fritz's job. I don't want the job.
But now it's legally binded.
Cool. Fine. Just stop with the voice. Whatever. I'll sign it. Just get me the bowlers, okay? [signs Duncan's contract] There!
It is DONE!!!
[the lights go on again]
You're done?
No! I'm not done! You said you wouldn't be back until 5:47! Get out!
Oh, but we have Fright Club in here.
Don't tell him that! Did you forget the first rule of Fright Club?! [turns off the light and leaves]
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