[Monk is horrified, having found out how his favorite Cabernet is made]
Adrian Monk
I've been drinking that wine for fifteen years! It's foot wine! I can taste it!
Natalie Teeger
Oh, come on, you cannot taste it!
Adrian Monk
I... I... I... can. I can taste the feet now. And the toes. And what's between the toes.
Al Nicoletto
And the fungus. It really is barbaric.
Natalie Teeger
Okay, I didn't see any fungus! Look, I'm sure they have clean feet, there are probably rules about that stuff! [She trails off as the grape stompers walk past them, stepping barefoot across the muddy ground] Okay, I admit it, that's pretty disgusting.
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