[Monk can't concentrate due to a fresh dog mess]
Natalie Teeger
Mr. Monk, are you okay? Everybody's waiting.
Adrian Monk
It's over there.
Natalie Teeger
What?
Adrian Monk
Dog... you know. Dog... doo.
Natalie Teeger
Did you step in it?
Adrian Monk
[looks at Natalie like she's crazy] If I stepped in it, I'd be in that ambulance right now, on my way to the emergency room, wouldn't I?! Praying for the sweet release that only death can bring!
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