[Julie's teacher has disqualified her science project, and Natalie needs Monk to validate that Julie's project is legitimate]
Natalie Teeger
What do you call a guy who studies fish?
Adrian Monk
An ichthyologist.
Natalie Teeger
That's what you are.
Adrian Monk
No, I'm not.
Natalie Teeger
Yes, you are.
Adrian Monk
I really don't think I am.
Natalie Teeger
For the next five minutes you are.
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