[while sitting down to play bingo, a bingo addict carrying a troll doll turns to Adrian]
Bingo Addict
Do you want to rub my lucky troll? It's good luck.
Adrian Monk
Uh, no, thank you.
Bingo Addict
Go ahead. Rub the troll.
Adrian Monk
No thank you. Uh, I've been rubbing trolls all day.
Bingo Addict
If you don't rub the troll, it's bad karma.
[Adrian finally resorts to rubbing the troll aggressively with his shirt sleeve]
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