Sharona Fleming, Adrian Monk and others in “Mr. Monk and the Three Pies”

[answers phone] Hello? No, I'm Sharona, his assistant. Who's this? Hold on, please. [to Monk] Adrian? You have a brother?

No.

[into phone] I'm sorry, sir, you must have the wrong Adrian Monk.

Wait, wait... I might have a brother.

You told me you were an only child.

I consider myself an only child. We're not close! He has issues.

[raised eyebrow] Your brother has issues?

Don't you people have work to do?! There's a dead woman over there!