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S2 E11

Monk · Season 2, Episode 11

Captain Stottlemeyer and Pat van Ranken in “Mr. Monk and the Three Pies”

[Adrian believes that the incriminating shell casing they are looking for is in van Ranken's pie]

Captain Stottlemeyer

Mr. Van Ranken, we would like permission to search your pie.

Pat van Ranken

What?

Captain Stottlemeyer

Please, don't make me say it again.

Pat van Ranken

And if I refuse?

Captain Stottlemeyer

Then we'll get a search warrant.

Pat van Ranken

For a pie?

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