[Monk jumps on top of the dining table to avoid a snake.]
Stottlemeyer
I thought you were afraid of heights.
Monk
Snakes trump heights. It goes: germs, needles, milk, death, snakes, mushrooms, heights, crowds, elevators...
Stottlemeyer
Okay, okay -- I don't need the entire list.
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