Natasia Lovara, Captain Leland Stottlemeyer and others in “Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus”

Like Tolstoy, you know how to tell a clever story, but you need proof. The elephant isn't talking. Anyone could have put that radio thing in her ear.

Randy, take that thing down to the lab straight away.

I don't think they'll find any prints. She's too smart. I'm sure she wiped it down... [Natasia looks smug] Then again, that walkie looks brand new, which means she had to put batteries in it. [The smug look fades.] You did remember to wipe your prints off the batteries, didn't you, Natasia?

[makes honking sound, mimes drawing a gun with hands] Wocka wocka!

All right, that's it, freak. You're under arrest! [handcuffs the clown]

For what?!

For impersonating an officer!