Captain Leland Stottlemeyer, Lt. Randall Disher and others in “Mr. Monk Goes to the Circus”

What do you got?

Bingo!

What exactly does "bingo" mean, Randy?

We got the murder weapon. .454 Ruger Casull. [Stottlemeyer opens the side cabinet to the cannon, as a bewildered Randy looks up at him with his flashlight. In embarrassment he turns it off. The captain reaches in with a handkerchief, grabs the revolver by its trigger, and smells it]

Now, that's been fired recently.

Any prints?

Nope, it's been oiled down. How'd it get in there?

It's the backup cannon. The cannonball guy says anybody could have dropped it in. They haven't used it in a week. [The cannonball man is giving Randy an aggravated look, they being very impatient]

Backup cannon? Good lord! Get that down to ballistics. Put it on the fast track. [He gives the gun to another detective behind him and closes the hatch]

Excuse me. Are you guys about done?

Sir, could you step back? This is official police business!

Maybe I should come to your office and root through your stuff! How'd you like that, huh? [Randy just glares angrily off into space as Stottlemeyer walks over to him]

I hate that cannonball!!