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Monk · Season 1, Episode 1

Adrian Monk, Lt. Gitomer and others in “Mr. Monk and the Candidate”

Adrian Monk

[surveying a crime scene] The stove.

Lt. Gitomer

Over here. It's in the kitchen.

Adrian Monk

No... I mean my stove. I-I think I left it on.

Sharona Fleming

It's okay. I, uh, checked it as we were leaving.

Adrian Monk

Are you sure? Did you turn the knob?

Adrian Monk

The little knob, though?

Sharona Fleming

I turned all the knobs. The stove is off, Adrian.

Lt. Gitomer

We believe it was a burglary gone sour. She walked in, she surprised him, he panicked, he left there from the kitchen.

Adrian Monk

No. No. No, no. No. No. This-This was no burglary.

Lt. Gitomer

It wasn't?

Adrian Monk

He tried to make it look like one, but this guy was cold as ice. He wore her slippers to avoid leaving shoe prints - not something your neighborhood crackhead is prone to do.

Sharona Fleming

Adrian. Adrian. [she claps her hands to try to get Monk's attention]

Adrian Monk

[looking at the closet] He was in here. He was waiting.

Lt. Gitomer

Waiting for what?

Adrian Monk

You know, for her. He was here at least an hour. He was smoking. You can still smell it on the curtains. [sniffs the curtains] Menthols. Salems. Possibly Newports.

Lt. Gitomer

Maybe she was the smoker.

Adrian Monk

No. No, she was a Dutch Calvinist. They don't smoke. They consider their bodies to be a holy - a holy chalice of - [turns to Sharona] I'm sorry. I'm having trouble concentrating, because I think I smell gas. Did you hear the click? You gotta hear the click, not just feel the click. Hear it. [to the other detectives]

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