[As Stephanie Briggs is forcing Monk and Stottlemeyer into her car at gunpoint, T.K. comes running up to Stottlemeyer]
Just go home. We have nothing more to say, just go home.
He doesn't wanna talk to you any more. He hates your... guts.
All I wanted to say is, I love you. I'm not leaving you again. [Stephanie produces the gun and points it at T.K.]
In that case, you're coming with us. Get in the car, T.K! [T.K. gasps, shocked at what Stephanie's true nature]
Not in the front, though, 'cause I'm-
[To T.K.] Don't worry. It's not loaded.
Oh, it's not, huh? [She fires a live round into the air, but fails to see the slide lock back]
It's empty now. [Produces the gun's magazine] Here's your clip. You had one in the chamber. You're under arrest; turn around. [He shoves her into the side of her car]
Ow! That hurt!
Good. [He handcuffs her, and hands her off to Monk, who leads her away. Stottlemeyer turns to T.K.] Are you gonna marry me or not?
Absolutely.
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