[Monk is holding Leland's bachelor party at his apartment]
Okay, does everybody have pizza?
Uh, there's nothing on it. [The pizzas have been ordered "extra plain," with absolutely no cheese or sauce on them!]
I know! I ordered plain.
Not even cheese?
I ordered extra plain. No fuss, no muss. And use your coasters. [Puts an apple juice container on top of a coaster] All right, the large coasters go under the small coasters. And there's trash bags in the kitchen. Everyone gets one, I put your names at the top.
[In the hallway, another cop heads to the bathroom. He opens the bathroom door, only to discover that the bathroom space has been taken up by a port-a-potty]
Monk, there's a bathroom in the bathroom!
Where do you want me to put it, Mike? In the kitchen?
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