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Monk · Season 8

Natalie and Monk in “Happy Birthday, Mr. Monk”

[Monk and Natalie are being chased at a construction site and have to hide]

[Sees an empty trash dumpster] The dumpster. The dumpster.

Uh, I can't.

[Spots a portable toilet] The port-a-john.

Have we met?!

Mr. Monk, you have to choose.

I choose death!

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