[Stottlemeyer notices that Randy is not present in Callie Esterhaus's hotel room]
Where the hell is Randy?
Oh, I sent him out to get a newspaper.
[In disbelief] You? You, you sent Randy out? Well, who are you, the new police commissioner?
The morning edition comes out at midnight! They're gonna review Julie's play!
For the love of god, he's a police lieutenant, not a bellhop! Though maybe he is.
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