[Harold is trying to figure out the identity of Monk's new therapist]
I'm talking about your new therapist, the mystery doctor, the genius you're always raving about. Who is he? Just tell me his name.
I can't tell you. It's privileged information.
No, it's not. What happens in the session is privileged. His name isn't privileged. People recommend therapists everyday. Am I right, Natalie?
I don't know. I'm just waiting for the conversation to be over.
Ok, fine. His name is doctor... Door.
Dr. Door? Is that the best you can do? I suppose if we were standing by that alarm you would've said "Dr. Bell".
[Natalie promptly spits water in Harold's face]
Oh god, Harold! I'm so sorry!
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