[Promising Berry that she'll find his bike] Mr. Monk here is probably the best detective on Earth.
DBProfessor Dean Berry
He is?
Yes sir, and I know lots of other detectives. [Captain Stottlemeyer and Lieutenant Disher enter the lab, along with several uniformed cops]
San Francisco Police Department. What's going on?
Yeah, uh, we're fine.
You said it was an emergency.
[To Stottlemeyer] Somebody stole his bike.
And?
Rode away.
And?
Didn't come back!
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