[Stottlemeyer muses about his health when he finds Monk and Natalie in his office]
Got five doctors, and they haven't got a clue. They got me on three different medications. I've tried everything. Even this crap. [He motions towards a bottle of a health drink]
What is it?
I don't know. It's some kind of organic hippie concoction from Hell. My aunt sent me a whole carton full of it. [He takes a sip out of the bottle, and gags a little bit]
Oh, it tastes like chalk.
What's in it?
[Reads the label on the bottle] Chalk extract...
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