[Natalie is emitting smoke signals to summon the police]
Come on!
[Jake staggers across the foyer and points his gun at Monk and Natalie, who recoil]
JP"Honest" Jake Phillips
If you like my work, tell your friends. All about where to mouth my business. And on second thought, I'm gonna retire. [He raises his gun and suddenly Stottlemeyer and Disher burst in]
Drop the gun! On the ground! Let me see your hands!
JP"Honest" Jake Phillips
[Being led out] Good luck.
Holy moly, what happened here?
I should never have bought this house. I should've waited for something better to come along. Like death.
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