[Natalie is carrying Monk's ugly portrait of her and about to throw it onto the burning pile of canvases]
Natalie, what are you doing? Hey, HEY! What are you doing? [He wrestles Monk's ugly portrait from Natalie]
Randy, let go! Come on, let me burn it!
[Holds up his hand] It's evidence! Secret Service are on their way. It's the only painting we have left. It's going to be Exhibit A.
Exhibit A?!
Yeah! It's big news, Natalie! It's going to be one of the most famous paintings in the world!
You're right. You're right, I'm sorry.
[Natalie puts her hands over her eyes to give herself "fresh eyes" to look at the painting. She turns away, and suddenly, she turns and runs back and tries to wrestle the painting from Randy once more]
Ow! Burn it! BURN IT!
[Grabs Natalie, and turns to the other cops] Grab that painting!
[Shrieking] OWWW! BURN IT!
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