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Monk · Season 6

Capt. Stottlemeyer and Lt. Disher in “Mr. Monk and the Birds and the Bees”

[Stottlemeyer and Disher are viewing a blurry surveillance tape of the courthouse lobby]

Randy, they're two blurs. Even for blurs, they're blurry! Can you make it bigger?

Well it's already enhanced.

Well, that could be anybody! That could be Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.

But they're both dead.

Ginger Rogers is not dead.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she is dead. I'm sorry. Even if she wasn't. What would Fred and Ginger be doing in the courthouse?

I'm not saying it is Fred and Ginger, I'm just saying that y-you can't tell who or what they are!

[Disher presses play on the tape]

Look. [Uses a marker to circle two blurs passing each other on camera] Right here. See? He comes in. They shake hands. That is definitely Rob Sherman.

[Notices the marker in Randy's hand] Is that a permanent marker?

No, it will rub off. [Stottlemeyer attempts to rub the marker off the monitor, with no success]

I don't think so. [Randy also makes a bad attempt at getting the marker to come off]

Have you seen the new screens? Pretty beautiful. Flat.

You're worse than Monk. [Walks out of the room]

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