[Pushes the button for the interrogation room speakers] Excuse me, could you fix the blinds, please?
I don't feel like it.
I wasn't asking you, ma'am, but I'm going to have to ask you to fix the blinds.
Who is that?
I'm with the FBI [Pause], in Washington D.C., [pause] watching you on my computer [Pause] screen.
Don't listen to him, ma'am, he is not in Washington...
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to fix the blinds, and while you're at it pick up the Styrofoam pieces scattered about the room.
He is not a federal agent.
Yes, he, I am.
No, he's not! He's an ex-cop who hates himself, and hates his life, and isn't happy unless EVERYBODY ELSE IS AS MISERABLE AS HE IS!
Miss Hubbert, I'm sure you wouldn't want us to inform the school board about your little drinking problem.
How, how?
How?! We're the FBI, that's how!
Oh, for God's sakes, he can see the flask in your pocket!
And I'm sure you wouldn't want the IRS to know about your second job. You have been moonlighting as a waitress, haven't you? Have you been reporting all of your tips?
He's looking inside your purse! He can see your wad of singles! [Looks towards Monk and Natalie] Hey, hey! Mr. FBI-Man! Here. [Takes a shoe and smudges it against the glass pane of the interrogation room] What do you think of that?!
Leland, you can put this woman away for the rest of her life. Linda Fusco will still be guilty. [He and Natalie walk away]
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