[Monk realizes he was conned about a supposed leper]
Julie, I was duped.
A leper-con.
What?
[Giggles] Was he magically delicious?
[Natalie bursts in, having come back from her date with Dr. Polanski]
Okay, thanks, I'll talk to you later! Bye! [She immediately runs to the sink and turns on the faucet, drinking directly from the flexible tap] Hotter! I need it hotter!
Mom, are you okay?
I'm fine! [Gargles]
How was your date?
It was great! Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart, I need you to do me something: I need you to go upstairs and fill the bathtub with Listerine! Go-go-go-go-go! [Soon, Monk and Natalie are speaking simultaneously]
Natalie, listen to this!
I’ve gotta tell you something!
We’ve been duped! Are you ready for this?
I’ve been duped! Okay, you’re not gonna believe this!
He’s not a leper!
...He’s a leper! Oh God! [Struggles to get a bottle of soap open]
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