Mr. Monk, come on! Let's have some fun! [Snaps her fingers] You said you were gonna show me your dorm room!
Well, it's right here. This is it, old #303. Uh-oh! Tie on the doorknob! A tie is wrapped around the doorknob] My roommate and I did the same thing, it's a code.
Yeah, I think I might know about that.
Yeah, it means, "Don't come in! I'm reorganizing my closet!" [Natalie stares at him incredulously]
Your closet?
Yeah. My roommate in freshman year, Greg, he reorganized his closet, 4-5 times a week.
Uh-huh, and did his girlfriend ever come over to help?
Oh yeah, all the time, they were real neat freaks. I used to tease them about it. "Neat freaks!" [Spots something in the student lounge] Oh my God. Oh... my... God! [Natalie moves aside] I... can’t... believe it! [They walk in] He’s still here. Hello, old friend. [Monk walks over to the refrigerator] Remember me? Oh, I knew we’d meet again. It is our destiny. [Puts his hand on the freezer door] Natalie, put your hand right there.
[Natalie puts her right hand on the freezer door]
You feel that? [Long beat]
No.
He’s afraid. Step back. Step back. [Pulls his hand into his sleeve] I’m going in. [Monk opens the freezer door, and they find the freezer totally frosted over. Natalie turns away, disgusted]
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