Do you still have my invitation?
Oh, yes I do. [She pulls Monk's registration form out of her purse] "Adrian 'Captain Cool' Monk"? Who's Captain Cool?
[Strikes a Macho pose] Me. That was my nickname.
You were Captain Cool? Why?
Why do you think?
I don't know.
Why do you think?
I don't know!
Look, I didn’t write the invitation! Did I-
Okay! Okay! Well, uh, good luck, and I will see you here at seven o'clock. Okay? [She teasingly strikes a mirror image of Monk's pose] Captain. [She walks away]
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