[Monk and Natalie are in the college cafeteria]
Well this looks delicious! So this is where you ate? I mean was this your "hangout"?
I don't know. Natalie, I-I-I think I've seen enough of this. Let's just go.
No! I'm not gonna let you go! You've been looking so forward to this!
I don't know what I was thinking. These people weren't my friends, okay? They don't even remember me! The truth is, I was invisible. It was Trudy they loved. I was always just "the guy with Trudy," just like you're "the girl with me". [Natalie stops]
Mr. Monk, why is your name on this spit-shield? [Cuts to a close-up of Monk's name on a small placard]
Well, when I was here, there was nothing protecting the food.
So you donated all of these? That was so generous of you!
Well actually, it was more of a lawsuit. Took up a lot of my spare time... [Dianne Brooks sees them and walks over]
Adrian! There you are. We've been looking for you! [Dianne notices Natalie and looks at her suspiciously]
Hi, I'm Natalie Teeger. [Natalie and Dianne shake hands]
Hi. Dianne Brooks.
I'm his assistant.
Oh! Oh, so you two aren’t... [She points between Monk and Natalie; Natalie smiles, amused]
No. [Laughs lightly]
Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No. No. Not... not... no.
Ok. Where are you sitting?
Uh, we're not...
Kyle and I are right over here. We saved you a seat. Fair warning - we brought a lot of pictures. [They start walking in that general direction]
See? You have a friend!
Not really. She was Trudy's roommate, freshman year.
But she saved us a seat!
Out of pity. These are what we call "pity seats".
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