[About his new office] Natalie, you can't afford this.
Actually, you're paying for it.
I can't afford this!
Oh yes you can. Remember last month when you got that bonus after solving the Kensington case?
No.
That's because I used it for a down payment.
Grown ups have a word for that. It's called "embezzlement".
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