You can't swim?
To be honest, I don't know. I mean, I know how... all right, I took a correspondence course.
You learned to swim by mail?
They sent me a little diploma! And, I've got this.
[He gives her a little card from his wallet]
"Swimming Fundamentals: Don't panic; Breathe normally; Flutter kicks..."
Can I have that back, please?
Why would you even take the course? You never go in the water.
Hello, tsunamis?
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