?(Marion)
Send stuff to newspapers while you’re hammered,
All S3
Smoking Makes You Look 'Cool
They published my cartoon of Prophet Muhammad.
?(Marion)
Join new religion when you are pissed…
?(Marion)
This is why I am Scientologist.
?(Marion)
Sell a kidney if you are broke…
?(Marion)
But never sell a lung, boy, 'cause you got to smoke.
Estate Agent's Song
Estate agents say millwall is the jewel of the east end,
Canary Wharf’s up-and-coming neighbour.
The house price indices have all gone up and bucked the trend,
And the amenities are improving every day.
Besides, no-one’s been stabbed here since Friday,
There’s not been a murder all day!
We’ve not been on Crimewatch since May!
MMary (Red squirrel)
Yay!
There’s a charming artist’s quarter just behind those burnt-out cars,
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