Mongrels quotes

You have to go to university,

Take media studies, it's a useful degree,

Sniff loads of glue, the feeling's incredible,

And never wear condoms, they make sex terrible,

I have mine tattooed on my paw,

If a Nigerian Prince ever e-mails,

Send him your bank account details,

Instead of a job, play internet poker,

But never forget, you gots to be smoker.

Always accept lifts from strangers,

Hitchhiking’s free with very few dangers!