A Banksy everywhere you lay your eyes…
All S3
Estate Agent's Song
MMary
Is that a dead tramp lying there?
Of course not, this is art,
Should be nominated for the Turner Prize...
No-one’s been strangled or maimed!
And you’ll just love our needle exchange!
MMary
Key change!
You probably won’t get shot; drive-by shootings are rare…
MMary
But isn’t that a drive-by shooting over there?
Did I mention we’re often on The Secret Millionaire…?
Arson is on the decline!
And gang-related deaths are so rare…
It’s a crime.
MMary
Where do I sign?
Shit house party
Tonight’s the night I’m going to let my hair down.
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