Mongrels quotes

If I act boring maybe she'll leave instead...

Muttering:

Then again, you hear lots of interesting stuff about tax breaks for married people...which obviously is worth taking advantage of.

And supposedly there's health benefits to being in a long-term relationship. Plus there's a lot to be said for regular, dependable sex...even if it is with someone you find physically repellent.

A safe world free from strife.

Let bad things happen to other folk.

While you read Country Life.

Buy an aga.

Wear a Monsoon dress.

Get your food from M&S.

Own an iPhone.

Watch Bear Grylls.

Take anti-depressant pills.

Drive a 4x4 to school.