“Breaking up is such a faff” quotes from Mongrels

I can't bring myself to leave her

Breaking up would be unpleasant

'Cause it's almost her birthday

And some people might say

I only did it to avoid buying a present

I don't want her friends to hate us

And I've only just changed my Facebook status

Screw it...let's just stay together!

Breaking up is such a faff

I can't stand awkward goodbyes

I'll just sweat it out until she dies

Though she really gets on my tits

'Cause we've booked a trip to Pisa

I've put it on my Visa

If I cancel, I'll lose all my deposit