Mongrels quotes

Keep three sorts of hummus in your fridge.

Make over your downstairs loo.

Learn to salsa.

Ski in Verbier.

Drink too much Chilean Chardonnay.

Ignore the homeless.

Don't mind Burkhas.

Condescend to migrant workers.

When all the world is middle class

There'll be no poverty or starvation.

Because we'll all grow our own mangetout

And Myleene Klass will the rule the nation.

Because...

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