Mongrels quotes

I'll just sweat it out until she dies

Though she really gets on my tits

'Cause we've booked a trip to Pisa

I've put it on my Visa

If I cancel, I'll lose all my deposit

It's easier to stay the same

Than to file a travel insurance claim

I'm too much of an emotional coward

Besides we've just picked out a power shower

And answer me this please:

What about all our DVD's?

'Cause baby, I can't stand it if we have to fight,

Over who owns that copy of The Dark Knight

Oh, look: 2 copies of "Dodgeball"...bonus!

I just wish that I was dead