Hold on, I smell chicken. And you know what I think about chickens don't you?
“F**k Chickens”
In this episode: Vince (2)
(Sings) They're not from this country, they spread their disease.
They look the same and all wiggle their heads when they speak.
They lay loads of eggs to get free accommodation..
F**k all the chickens, they're the scourge of the nation.
F**k chickens. F**k them back where they belong.
F**k chickens. F**k them all the way to Hong Kong.
Oh, you get loads and loads all living under one roof.
They're no good at flying, people know the truth.
Channel 4 make documentaries with them all the time.
But no one cares about the plight of the vulpine.
(Spoken) All together now.
F**k (Obscured by the sound of Nelson using an air horn) chickens.
VVince (Spoken)
To actually f**k a chicken would be wrong.
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