I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it's just like how some of my relatives got into this country!
S1 E23Hawaii
It would be like Lewis telling Clark that he didn't like to walk. Sidenote: We're very good friends with a couple named Lewis and Clark. Clark bought a big sparkly belt in New Orleans that he calls his Louisiana Purchase.
S1 E24Family Portrait
Quick, quick, tell me something to say that will freak him out.
Tell him I'm pregnant.
The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living!
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