Kevin, Andy and others in “Plan 9 from Mission Hill (or I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space)”

I can't believe you've been neighbours with Gus and Wally all these years and you know nothing about them.

Yeah I do. I know they both get up at 6 a.m., Wally brews coffee while Gus reads the funnies to him.

Isn't it romantic? And then they shower together and sing college fight songs.

Then they either argue or have gay sex and then it's off to work.