Jim Kuback quotes from Mission Hill

Kevin

Ah, so this is Mission Hill!

Andy

Don't get excited. It doesn't have anything you would like.

Kevin

Well, it looks very colorful. I think it's important to embrace as many ideas and cultures as one can. Mom, Dad and I went to see Il Postino and--

Andy

[angered] Shut up! You are so lame. Shut Up!

Kevin

Maybe you should shut up.

Andy

No, You. I'm not the one who's- [Andy and Kevin fight]

Jim

All right, you two. I'm going to pull this car over right now. [Jim does so. He then gets out of the car and unzips his fly.] What? Don't let me stop your arguing.

Kevin

Andy and that woman kept me up all night.

Jim

Me too.

Kevin

Does sex always sound like that?

Jim

No, they must be doing something wrong.

Kevin

Like I'm going to Borchmore.

Andy

Hey, we were Playboy's number six party school. And we had more fraternity drinking deaths than all of your ivy league schools put together.

Jim

And that doesn't include hazing deaths.

Andy

Damn poseurs, come to our neighborhood and tell us we're not cool enough to get into their club? Screw them!

Posey

Don't feel bad, Andy. We could start our own club and call it the Cool Club and let in everyone who wasn't cool enough for the other club!

Jim

Or, we could just open a club and not let anyone in at all!

Andy

You're mean, man, that's why I like you! [Posey pokes Andy in the eye] Owww!!

Posey

I can be mean too!

Kevin

I can't believe you've been neighbours with Gus and Wally all these years and you know nothing about them.

Andy

Yeah I do. I know they both get up at 6 a.m., Wally brews coffee while Gus reads the funnies to him.

Posey

Isn't it romantic? And then they shower together and sing college fight songs.

Jim

Then they either argue or have gay sex and then it's off to work.