Scenes with Posey Tyler 5
(Comes into the diner in a bathrobe) I'll just have a plate of eggs, thanks.
GGus
No eggs. Ain't you read the sign? (Points to a sign that says "No Shirt, No Hat, No Service)
Gus, no one here is wearing a hat. They're all eating.
GGus
Back in the day, people wore coats and ties and hats in this place. Now look at you. You don't got underwear even.
Gus. come on. It's just a different philosophy. I'm like a modern day Buddha, freeing myself of worldly attachments.
PoseyHe's right. Buddha never wore underpants.
And check this out - I found this movie called "Barfully!"
Posey
Andy, I think that movie is actually called "BarFLY!"
Not 'barfully' like the adjective?
'Barfully' is not a word, and if it were, it would be an adverb, as in 'the sewage oozed barfully.'
[Andy, Posey and Jim are turned away from the new club in Mission Hill]
Damn poseurs, come to our neighborhood and tell us we're not cool enough to get into their club? Screw them!
Posey
Don't feel bad, Andy. We could start our own club and call it the Cool Club and let in everyone who wasn't cool enough for the other club!
Or, we could just open a club and not let anyone in at all!
You're mean, man, that's why I like you! [Posey pokes Andy in the eye] Owww!!
Posey
I can be mean too!
[Posey is meditating and is visualizing a surreal world when a floating figure appears]
Posey
Oh, hello, don't I know you? Weren't we in the fifth grade together?
FFFloating Figure
No Posey, I am you inner being. So, in a way, yes! But, who cares! I am here to guide you on your path of enlightenment. The way is fraught with traps and danger - [points to a canyon] together we must cross the chasm of selfishness, [points to an ugly giant] and defeat the ogre of personal deceit.
Posey
Oh wow [points to a shambling figure] and what does he represents?
FFFloating Figure
That's just Frankenstein! No one really knows what he's doing here. Oh well, let's get going!
I can't believe you've been neighbours with Gus and Wally all these years and you know nothing about them.
Yeah I do. I know they both get up at 6 a.m., Wally brews coffee while Gus reads the funnies to him.
Posey
Isn't it romantic? And then they shower together and sing college fight songs.
Then they either argue or have gay sex and then it's off to work.
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