[Sitting on couch in Finn's community centre room] You need a new TV.
Yeah, I'm aware of that. [Abbey grabs his crotch and he coughs on his beer]
That's my incredibly subtle way of asking you if you want to fuck me.
Do I wanna fuck you? Well... Hmm. Well, that's a very interesting question, with... many possible answers. Well, two answers.
Do you need some time to think about your feelings for Jess?
Who said I had feelings for Jess? There's... There's no feelings. Not on her part. It's your call.
Let me know when you make your decision.
Are you saying you like me?
Hmm... I need to fuck you to find out. It's a process of elimination. And they said romance is dead. If you don't want to, that's cool.
That's not what I said, eh? Let's not be hasty... you, let's just... weigh up all the angles, you know, do a bit of geometry. Okay. Yeah, let's fuck.
Mmm?
Hmm-mm. You can start by rubbing my tit.
Any particular one?
You choose. [Finn rubs her left breast] Mmm.
[After a session] So, am I the one?
Technically it really wasn't too bad. It's just for me, it was completely lacking in passion and emotion.
Really?
Yeah. It's always like that. But look on the bright side. At least you got to come in me, so that's a gooey silver lining.
Mmm. So, is that it?
Looks that way. [She grabs his hand and they shake hands]
Is there any paperwork I have to complete?
Why would there be any paperwork?
Forget it.
For such a little guy, you've weirdly weighty balls.
[Finn opens door to her] What's going on?
It's all right, we've finished shagging.
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