[Walks up to pregnancy class director on laptop in community centre atrium] Quick thing. You know the girl who was here yesterday, the young one who was here on her own?
Tara?
Yeah. I need her address.
Tara? Oh, I can't give out personal details.
It's kind of important. I've got something that belongs to her.
Well, you can give it to me and I'll make sure she gets it.
Doesn't really work like that. Plus, I'd really like to give it to her myself.
Look, I'm really sorry, but I can't help you.
[Sitting back next to Finn] Wish she'd tell me where that girl lives. Maybe I should lock her in the boot of a car. Have you got a car?
Jess has got a car. A hatchback.
I don't think she'd fit.
Well, what about the laptop?
Yes. Good. Steal the laptop, find the address, sell it on. Just need a distraction.
I'll take care of this. [Holds out hand straining]
Are you shitting yourself? Is that the distraction? 'Cause I'm not sure that's gonna work. [Tips over pregnancy class director's coffee cup spilling on her who runs out] Oh, my... that's your power? You can spill cups of tea?
No, it... It's telekinesis. It's not exclusive to tea.
[Picks up pregnancy class director's laptop] Let's go. [Walks to door just as Greg walks in]
[Walks up to Abbey] Where the fuck did that come from?
What?
Did you... Did you have that before?
Oh, that. No. That's new. Went to do a shit and there was this girl in the toilet and she was really upset and she transferred her baby into me.
[Laughs] You think this is... funny? You see me laughing?
[Whispers] No.
[Leans into Finn] Is this yours? Did you shoot your watery little spunk up her?
No. My watery little spunk hasn't been anywhere near her.
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