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Misfits · Season 1, Episode 15

Rudy One, Finn and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Laughs and points at Finn's pants] Those are a mistake, by the way.

What are?

Light-coloured trousers. And listen, that's a basic schoolboy error, that is, mate.

What's wrong with these?

[In a mocking tone] "What's wrong with these?" We're about to enter a war zone, mate. Things'll get really messy. Honestly, man, it's going to be the most insane house party you've ever been to in your shitty little life. Strangers are going to fuck strangers, heads are going to get shaved. There'll be puke, blood, sperm and piss.

Will there be a buffet?

Yes, there'll be a buffet. A buffet of drugs, alcohol and shagging. This is Richard Saunders, do you understand me? Richard "The Colonel" Saunders. He's a fucking lunatic. You know they used to call him Richard Two-Tabs? Because he used to drop two tabs of acid before he'd even got out of frigging bed in the morning. So to summarize, a Richard Saunders house party is absolutely no place for fucking chinos, man.

Well, they aren't chinos so...

They are chinos.

[Sees Jess] Hiya. You all right?

All right? Are you ready for the carnage?

What you on about?

Oh, you'll see. You'll see what I'm on about. [Chuckles with a raised index finger]

Are we going to this party, or what?

Yeah. [They walk away]

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