[In locker room] Just so you know, Alex, [does air quotes] "from the bar", is so not gay.
Great. I'm sure he'll make someone a lovely husband. Or, should I say, "civil partner".
[Does air quotes] "Twat"! The thing in the underground car park, he was buying some gear.
So he's a drug addict. He... he is quite a catch.
D'you know what? I really don't give a fuck what he was doing. What's going on?
Me dad died.
Oh. God, I'm sorry, yeah?
[Lunges at Finn and slams him against locker and starts drawing on Finn's upper lip] You little bastard! Draw on my face, will you? You little shit!
Rudy, don't!
Fuck off! Little comedy Hitler mustache there.
Get off him! Rudy!
It's fucking payback.
His fucking dad died!
Oh, dear God. I'm sorry. Shit.
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