[In locker room] Right, so your new dad... craps in a bag? People are strange, mate.
You should see him. He's all, like...
Does he have a car? 'Cause I'm thinking... you know, if he's ill, should he be driving?
I don't know if he's got a car. 'Cause as I sat there and he was nearly coughing himself to death, I didn't think it was appropriate to start making an inventory of all his worldly possessions. You know, some people might say that was a little insensitive.
Oh. What's your sister like?
You are clearly not one of those people.
I meant as a person! I'm just thinking your sister needs a little bit of something to take her mind of things. By something, I mean... I know what you...! I know what you mean.
Oh.
[Appears] Who's dying?
Me new dad. He's not new, as in... [Greg does a facial tick and Rudy walks away] new to me.
[Sighs and walks up to Finn] D'you know how I felt when my dad died?
No.
Take a guess.
Sad?
I was fucking ecstatic. Guy was a miserable, judgemental prick. Danced a happy little jig on his grave. [Dances a jig and leans into Finn] You think about that... when you're out there scrubbing off graffiti and scraping up dog shit.
Okay. Will do.
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