[Mets future pirate man at bar] You all right? [At table with him] Can I tell you a secret? You know these powers? Well, I'm a fucking rocket scientist.
Me too! I mean, I've got a power. I got it off this guy from the estate. I'm gonna travel back in time.
No way!
Seriously. I am done working in a call centre. I want excitement and adventures. I'm gonna travel back in time... and become a pirate.
I've always wanted to shag a pirate.
[Walking with Kelly in alley and comes across Seth standing before them] What's this? What's going on?
I was lying about shagging a pirate. Seriously. Who would fuck a pirate?!
They get laid all the time.
You know that power I sold you? Turns out I'm going to need it back.
You can't have it. I paid for it. [Attempts to walk away and turns to Simon]
I need that power.
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