[Hears tires screeching] They're here!
[Curtis is operating blender] What?
[Shaun bursts into bar with soldiers guns drawn with Curtis and Rudy sitting at table with smoothies in martini glasses] What's going on?
What do you think? It's a raid. Who are you?
I work here. [To Rudy] And you?
Er, I'm his... gay lover. I'm... the giver, he's the taker. I'm the butch, he's the bitch. I'm the sausage, he's the muffin!
You're aware that homosexuality is illegal?
Oh! I were jokin'. 'Cause, er... he's me cousin, from me...
Shut the fuck up.
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