[Preaching to housing estate residents] I am here to help you change your life today, right now, this moment! I know what it's like living on this estate! I know what it's like to feel disappointment, to feel pain to feel angry...
[Bumps a woman's shoulder] What's all this?
Our Lord, Jesus Christ, has risen again!
Right. Good for him. [Walks away]
It's nice he's come back in time for Christmas.
Yeah.
...and I promise you, I will change your lives forever, this day, this moment!
[Pokes gun into woman's torso demanding her donation bucket] Give us the money. Do it!
I know what it's like to... [notices mugger] did no one ever tell you that stealing is a sin?
Who are you?
I'm Jesus Christ.
Yeah? Well, I need to score, [points gun at Elliot] so you're getting robbed.
I don't think so. [Uses power to levitate gun out of man's hand and crowd applauds]
It's another miracle!
[Points at mugger] You need to do some serious repenting. If you wish to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, you must give generously, so that we can spread the word of our Lord. Spread. [Crowd puts money in donation bucket]
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