[Nathan, Curtis and Simon are urinating in the washroom]
Hey, man. I can't believe this guy has gone public.
You'd better believe it. Because he's going to make a fortune. Maybe we should think about doing the same. The early bird catches the massive pay check. [To Curtis] Nice cock, man.
Fuck off!
I don't think going public's a good idea.
Look, we finish our community service in two days. [Holds up hand] Count them. I don't know about you, but I'm not exactly swamped with lucrative job offers. We need to think about cashing in on our powers. [A shot reveals Shaun on a in a stall listening and Nathan walks up to sink mirror] I mean, I'm immortal. I shouldn't be flipping burgers, I should be eating burgers, massive burgers, the size of my head. Think about it, we could have really cool superhero names. [To himself] Captain Invincible! [looks at Curtis] Mr Backwards!
I sound retarded.
[Turns to Simon] The Invisible Cunt.
Why do I have to be the Invisible Cunt?
'Cause you just are, man.
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